 Chelsie Year 5
Q.why was 6 afraid of 7?
A.Cuz 7,8,9.lol
 Elliot Year 6
Q: Whats big green and sits in the corner
A: The incredable sulk
Jody Year 5
Q: What is blue and cries for help?
A: A damson in disstress.
Christina Year 6
There was a chinese magican who did ellusions with chocolate
He had lots of twix up his sleeve !!!!!
Levon Year 5
Q: What was king kongs favourite football team ?
A: Aston gorillers lol
Q: Why couldn't cinderalle train for football ?
A: Because the coach was a pumcin lol
Leigh Year 5
Q: What goes up a pipe down but not down a pipe up?
A: An umberella
Q: What can lay on its back one hundred feet in the air?
A: A centapeede
Q: What has four legs and has six wheels?
A: A wooly mammoth on roller skates
Q: What do rabbits do when they get married?
A: Go on a bunny moon!!!LOL
Q: How do we know that carrots are good for your eyesight
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses
Q: What did the traffic lights say to the car?
A: Don't look now i'm changing....LOL
A man was driving a black car, his lights were off,the moon wasn't out, a
woman crossed the road in front of him.how did he see her?
it was the middle of the day...do you get it!!!LOL
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven,ate nine.
 Decland Year 3
Will you remember me when you are older, knock knock,
whos there?
see youve forgot me already
 Lacey Year 4
Q: What do u get when u cross a cow and a joggin mechine?
A: A milkshake ha ha ha
Natasha Year 4
Q: Why shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach ?
A: Because it's easier to swim on a full swimming pool !
Kayleigh Year 4
Q.What happend to the car with a wodden motor and wodden wheels
A.It wodden go
Daniel Year 5
Q: Why Couldn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with
Kayleigh Year 4
Q.What happend to the car with a wodden motor and wodden wheels
A.It wodden go
Daniel Year 5
Q: Why Couldn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with
Jake Year 5
"knock knock"
who's there?
abee
abee who
abee stung me on the bottom
Jessica Year 5
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a tiger ?
A: Frostbite
Kieran Year 6
Q: Why did the seagull cross the road?
A: To get to the other side
Daniel Year 6
Q: Why are babies so good at football?
A: Because babies dribble all the time
Stacey Year 6
Will you know me tomorrow yes will you know me for ever? yes knock knock who's there u said u will know me forever.
 Kira Year 1
Q.Why did the man brush his hair?
A.Because it was the only pet he had.
Kira Year 6
Q.Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A.Because it had no body to go with.
Ben Year 6
Q: Whats black, white, black, white and black,white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill!
James Year 5
A man walks in to a bar ................ouch!!!
Leigh Year 5
Q: What do you get if you cross a spider with a wooly mammoth?
A: I don't know, but if it crawls on the ceiling your roof will colapse
Rebecca Year 5
Did you hear about the man who swallowed some christmas decorations?
He got tinselitis
Megan Year 6
A boy called Jamie Mickey Oliver started a new school.
He walked into the classroom and his teacher said,"Can I call you Jamie Oliver?"
Jamie replied with, " No, Stop taking the Mickey out of my name!!!"
 Levi Year 2
Knock knock
Whos there ?
Luke
Luke who ?
Luke through the key hole
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